Tuesday, January 22

Zombie apocalypse.

I love zombies. Mindless killing machines that feel no pain, they never back down, and they are driven by one goal. To eat you, your family, and everyone you have ever known. Zombies will always be scarier than werewolves, or vampires because these two have weaknesses and are only effective at night. A zombie could take a silver stake, covered in garlic, that sprays out a combination of liquid silver and holy water, during the middle of the day, and it would just keep coming. My love for zombies explains why Resident Evil is one of my favorite game franchises. You have one man, or woman who must survive hell as they are pitted against an endless army of the undead, while trying to find supplies to keep themselves alive long enough to find an escape.

Now zombies come in 4 types:
Normal - a bullet to the brain is all you need to take down these slow moving bastards. Hopefully you have an extra 999 bullets for the other zombies coming your way.
Runner - what is scarier than a horde of zombies? A horde of zombies running at you at full speed. These bad boys will chase whatever they see until something slower comes into view. Try getting a head shot on a moving target.
Smart - these zombies remember their days of being human, and are capable of using weapons. They are slow and a bullet to the brain will put them down, just don't let them see you because being gunned down by an undead softball player sucks.
Super - these zombies are smart. They are capable of speech, and can even set traps. To make matters worse they are virtually indestructible. The only way to get rid of them is to burn them. The problem with that is the fact the smoke will re-animate anything. So killing them creates more, nice.

If i could choose i would want the world to end with a Zombie Apocalypse. Why, because i would be free to just kill and destroy until i finally meet my end. Where else could you run around with dual shotguns, a machine gun, a giant sword, and an axe without going to jail. My only concern is my family. i would hate for them to be killed, but I would hate it more if they were turned. I don't think I would be able to kill them right away. but aside from zombie versions of my family everything else is fair game. To get an idea of what i would be like play Dead Rising. get the main character to level 50, and give him a battle axe. That's what I would be like, except I would be naked covered in yellow paint.

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