Wednesday, January 13

Sunday, January 10

Friday, January 8

The A-Team Trailer.

A-Team Trailer - TheFilmStage.com from Clive Owen on Vimeo.

THEREALXXTUBBYXX

I'm currently working on a few video projects right now one of them is way overdue. I recently saw a film that would make other human gouge their eyes out in pain. "The Witchboard, I made a teaser trailer a few weeks back and I was entent on doing, but it fell on the back burner since the holidays rolled around. I also am currently working on doing a good review of Universal Soldier Regeneration, it's such a good film that it deserves justice. Currently I'm going back and watching U.S 1 and U.S 2 getting some clips and doing a review. Also someone asked me when Cartoon Collection Part 3 will be out, hopefully I get to film some of my other collection tonight. I need to start writting down what I have to say instead of just spouting out things, that way things are consistent and well reviewed. I appreciate my subscribers and hope to get more in the coming weeks. Especially since Jerry Terrifying put me in his Desert Bus challenge video. Oh and for the Retro Gaming fans I will be making some stops at Frank And Son's collectible show and buying some much needed retro hardware. Thanks Everyone!!
Lorenzo (THE REAL XXTUBBYXX)

What I got in the mail today!


Today in the early morning I ran to my mailbox to see if I had received my Flip HD case, nope not here yet. The guy that sold it to me on Ebay has had well over 4 weeks to deliver and nothing, bad feedback is due today. The other thing I was looking for was my copy of Slackers, from Amazon. I bought it used from some seller, that still has another week to get here before I slam them with a money back email. But something I had ordered a few days ago off Ebay arrived today. A copy of "The Last Broadcast", a little bit of information on this film: FROM WIKIPEDIA The Last Broadcast is a 1998 horror film made by Stefan Avalos and Lance Weiler. The film was produced digitally using inexpensive PC-based hardware and software
So it's in the same vein as Blair Witch and Paranormal Activity, it's not really known and apparently there is two versions of the DVD the one I got happens to be the first released version shitty quality and very rare. The other is a re-release from 2006 with better quality sound and picture. Hopefully I can manage to get that one sometime soon.
Another nice thing I got today was my Netflix copy of the recently released "Ichi" titled by fans as the "girl Zatoichi", I had no clue this was released till I read a review somewhere in a magazine. Hopefully it's not cheesy and way better than that piece of shit ZATOICHI with Beat Takeshi....horrid piece of shit. Expect myself to review both of these on my Youtube channel. Located by searching for THEREALXXTUBBYXX on Youtube.

My question to all of you is have you guys seen the mockumentary The Poughkeepsie Tapes? Leave me comments I would love to see how many actually saw it.


Bayonetta combos none of us will ever be able to do.



I'm loving Bayonetta, but it is starting to get difficult. Just when you think you finally got a handle on things, a new enemy type jumps out and rapes your face. Still this game is fucking amazing. Check out what the game would look like if played by someone who didn't suck.

Thursday, January 7

L4D 2 DLC is on the way...in my head anyway.

This feels like the right place for this info. And yes I'm really that bored. I heard they are coming out with new DLC for Left 4 Dead 2. It will have new maps and new special infected, modeled after different celebrities.

The Choker = David Carradine
He will randomly drop from the sky and grab a survivor and pull them back up with the rope like appendage from his neck. You can either kill him, or give it a few seconds and he will just let him die on his own. The longer you wait the more damage the survivor will take from the fall down.

The New Witch = Britney Murphy
Her crying is different, and much more annoying. She is also very durable, and will attack whoever she comes near. The fastest way to kill her is to hand her some pills.

The Screamer = Billy Mays
He rushes the survivors and tries to sell them awesome products by screaming at them. The yelling attracts a horde, and anyone close to him will be stunned by his sonic boom greeting. The fastest way to kill him is to use the adrenalin boost on him. The adrenalin will cause him to freak out for a moment running around drawing the horde away before his heart explodes.

The Kicker = Patrick Swayze
This infected use to be a bouncer at a local bar. The infection mutated his legs to abnormal size. Just think of a reverse Tank. He uses his powerful legs to deliver bone crushing kicks to the survivors. To finish him off faster aim for the large growth around his stomach area.

The Groper = Micheal Jackson
This special infected has mutated like the charger, with a giant right arm. It looks like it is wearing a glittery glove, but in fact it's hand is completely covered in broken glass. Instead of rushing a group and body slamming its victim, it grabs a survivor and escapes to a secluded area, where it violently gropes them to death. It is the only special infected that will fall for the new decoy bomb, a child mannequin filled with explosives. For a funny Easter Egg, set it on fire.

The Shaker = Jett Travolta
As the name implies this special infected can shake it's body at an alarming rate. If it latches on to a survivor it begins to violently shake them. The damage is very minimal, but if it is not knocked off or killed fast enough the survivor will begin to lose inventory items as they are shaken from their character. Also the survivor is disoriented, their vision is blurry, and walking is very difficult. The duration of this varies depending on how long the Shaker had them. After 15 seconds a freed survivor will randomly throw up a couple of times while they are still feeling the effects.

When I find out anymore I'll be sure to update you guys.

Wednesday, January 6

My top 4 sad scenes in films.

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Long time no post Blogger, here I am again. Your old buddy xXTUBBYXx. I will be here as the lone wolf trying to bring back life to this blog, there is a way too. Well Ossisk and Lv99ron are having fun posting on either Facebook or Twitter. You guys can find myself on there. Follow me on Twitter via this link: http://www.twitter.com/xxtubbyxx Add me on Facebook via this link http://www.facebook.com/xxtubbyxx Also I am now available on Youtube, I have found myself "V-logging" check it out here!
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