Tuesday, November 18

The T-600 Model




He looks awesome doesn't he? Notice the humans skin over the metal skeleton, Skynet's early tests for human skin over metal endoskeleton. If you watch The Sarah Connor Chronicles tv show, you can see a pre T4 version of the T-600 in the episode "Dungeons And Dragons".


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Did you guys watch tonights Sarah Connor Chronicles?




Yeah, it was awesome wasn't it?

Things are starting to pick up for the series, which is a little unnerving. I don't want this to end, it so great to come home to a well written show, I rarely watch tv, even though I pay close to 130 in cable bills just to dvr this series. Well enough of this rant. Let's talk about the episode.

Tonight's episode was all about deception, lies and betrayal.

Deception:

Derek Reese's girlfriend while in line buying food sees a man she claims to be a traitor from the future. She kidnaps him and takes him to a abandoned storage unit facility. She calls Derek to check it out. But Derek has no clue about what's going on or who the person is, who is bound to the chair with heavy duty duct tape. Derek thinks the bitch has lost her marbles....But she has proof she is telling the truth.

Lies:

Someone has stolen Cromartie's body, the only person that was there outside the Connor resistance circle was Agent Ellison. So John goes in search for him, alongside Cameron. They reach his home, and break in to question him about the disappearance of the body. It is imperative they find the body, remember the Terminator mythos. Anything that is not destroyed in the future can possibly be a piece of the puzzle invetibaly creating Judgment day. Cameron interrogates Ellison, her way, which involves being choked the fuck out. For which at this point John yells at her to release him from her clutches. "He is telling the truth. He knows nothing"..

Deception:

The man that was kidnapped by Derek's girlfriend turns out to be a traitor sent to the past as a gift by the machines from the future. Apparently he helped the machines learn to interrogate and understand the human psyche... He also captured and tortured Derek, but Derek has no recollection of the events. This is because he has changed the future so those events have not occurred. But before he begins to understand the mysterious man gets shot in the head. By Derek's lady friend. The mysterious man was named Charles Fisher. But prior to his death it is learned that he had stolen the identity of a normal civilian. The real Charles Fisher is supervising technician for a large computer company, he himself is kidnapped by Derek's girlfriend as proof of the future traitor's lies. Derek starts to question the future scum, but he wont budge, so he begins to torture the real Charles Fisher, ripping out his nails using pliers. He believes they are both working together...after the future scum dies. We learn that the real Charles Fisher was telling the truth he is just a normal joe. We cut to a scene where he is at work and the FBI bust through to investigate on some events that happened at the company under his name, the future traitor used his credentials to gather vital intel for Skynet. Questioned about why he has bandages on his fingers and a huge black eye, he tells them about what happened.... The story about machines and the future and traitors. We later find out he was taken to a mental ward. This Charles Fisher begins his hatred for Derek Reese and the future. The resistance stopped the original traitor but then in the process created a new one. Derek is later on his way home, talking to his girlfriend about changing the future but not the past. See he stopped the traitor so those memories of being tortured are not there.


Later in the episode Ellison is seen talking to the T1001 about something important he has to show her. He opens his trunk and in the trunk is the dead machine Cromartie. He tells her he needs to find know more about them to stop them. The T-1001 grins. Ellison's intentions are good, but the outcome will be very bad...

Skynet is going to be born regardless, we can't change what is supposed to happen.




UPDATE:

Fuck, I just realized after viewing again for the fifth time. Charles Fisher FUTURE TRAITOR is in actuality Charles Fisher the civilian. FUCK!

Tuesday, November 4

IT HAS BEGUN

Well hello it's been awhile. This is a blog I wrote on another site, and thought I would post it over here as well. I discussed the new game koming out Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. I decided to talk about it, because from what I'm hearing from work no one has a klue what is going on with this game. I thought I would go ahead and discuss the features, mechanics, and whatever else komes to mind, as well as list the pros and kons of this game.

First off let me give you the plot. A very powerful force has decided to rid the universe of the planet Earth, and to do this he has decided to meld Earth with a different planet in the same position, but in a parallel dimension. Enter in the DC heroes and villains, and the MK Kombatants. Good and Evil must work side by side in order to save their planet from those who have invaded their world and whom they believe we bring about their destruction. Might and MAGIC kollide, as the battle of the kentury gets underway.

Being the first installment of the MK franchise to grace next-gen consoles the game looks very good. Like the previous three MK games, the kharacters show the aftermath of kombat through bruises, black eyes, and the like as well as ripped and torn klothing. To push the envelope and deliver on the promise of a brand new MK the kind folks over at Midway have added 4 new features/ mechanics to aid you during kombat. They are Klose Kombat, Free Fall kombat, Rage, and Pro Moves.
-Klose Kombat is when one fighter pulls the other in klose to deliver a few well placed blows. The kamera pulls in klose as indicators appear on each side of the screen. The attacking player kan hit one of the four face buttons while the other kan only guess what is koming next. If the attacking player kan get off four hits the the other will receive the max amount of damage. But if the other player guesses korrectly and hits the same face button as the attacker, then they will dodge and kounter the attack and end Klose Kombat mode.
-Free Fall Kombat is my personal favorite. Many of the arenas are multi-tiered. If a player is klose to the edge and is hit with a powerful attack or kombo then they are sent flying back krashing through the wall and plummeting toward the ground below. The attacking player has a set amount of time to attack their opponent in mid air as they both fall. If they kan fill a guage on their side of the screen then they kan initiate a powerful, and pretty badass looking move that sends their helpless victim slamming into the ground, while they land next to them OG style. This is similar to Klose Komabat in the sense that the player taking the damage has a khance to turn the tables on the other guy. While the attacking player presses buttons to build up the gauge, their opponent will also be pressing buttons to try and get the upper hand and switch places, thus giving them a khance to drop the bomb on the other player.
-Rage works just how it sounds. Under each players health bar is a little bar that slowly feels up as they give or receive damage. The player can use this bar to preform Breakers, that basically kancel any kombo the opponent is using. But if you hold out and let it feel up all the way, then you kan use it to enter Rage mode. In Rage mode you now shrug off attacks, deflect projectiles, and kause more damage. Now it only last 4 - 5 seconds, but if used at the right moment you kould kause a lot of damage and make a dynamic komeback.
-Pro Moves are basically special moves that can be extended. By hitting specific button kombinations, or holding down a button at the right time, the player kan turn a special move into a pro move. So instead of the Green Lantern just hitting his opponent once with a giant green sledgehammer, he can hit them 2 additional times if have the timing down. Not all pro moves are offensive, some kan put you on the defensive. Lex Luthor for instance will fire a rocket from his glove, then slide back with his rocket boots.

Aside from these new features we see the return of the MK signature feature, the FATALITY. Now let me just go a head and throw this out there. Yes Superman kan, and will be killed in this game. Aside from kryptonite Superman is also weak against magic. MK's universe is based in magic and the force grinding the two planets together is using magic to do so. Now I have always loved this part about MK. Nothing is better than beating the krap out of someone then making sure they don't get the dignity of a klosed kasket funeral. Now all the DC heroes with not have Fatalities, but instead they will have Heroic Brutalities. Seeing as they don't kill they will instead gravely injure or immobilize their opponent, so they kan sit and think of all the naughty stuff they have done. Even though I'm happy to see Fatalities have made a return, they have konsiderably lost their edge. You see, in order to get the green light from DC Midway had to first promise they would turn their beloved heroes into killers, and also they had to make the game rated T. With a Teen rating you can only get so violent, this prevents DC from having a heart attack at the site of Superman having his arm ripped off and shoved up his kryptonian......uhhh you get the picture. So there is will be no insane amounts of blood, severed limbs, or 5 skulls 2 rib cages, and 8 spines bouncing around after someone is blown up. Aside from this set back I still think this game will be worth picking up. While there is still time you can run on down to Gamestop and reserve the kollectors edition, which has a limited edition Komic, and box art designed by the legendary Alex Ross.

Now for the Pros and Kons:
-Pros
You kan kill Superman
You kan beat the krap out of Superman
The graphics are incredible
The fighting mechanics really stand out
Online play
You kan play as either Batman or the Joker
You kan replace the C with K for every word that begins with a C

-Cons
Batman can be killed
Even though they are back the Fatalities are watered down
Superman fanboys online bitching about him getting beat down by the Flash

This is all I have for now, but I will give my official review on the game when it Komes out 11/10/08.

Tuesday, June 24

NINJASTYLE!!!!!!!!!!!1



FUCK YEA.

Honestly, if you ignore every other piece of material regarding this movie, with the exeption of everything Snake Eyes related, this movie is looking pretty badass.

It's not that hard, especially since all of those stupid fucks who gave crystal skull a high rating that are asking you to fucking lower your expectations and ignore the silly shit.....FUCK THAT, that movie sucked.

MK vs DC screen shots



NOW FLY!!!


FIREN MEH LAZEEERRR!!!


SPIN CYCLE


SWEAR TO ME!

Fatalities are GOOO!!!!

It is official Mortal Kombat vs DC will have fatalities. During an interview with Gamespot, Ed Boon announced that all Mortal Kombat characters and the DC villains will have fatalities, while the DC heroes will have brutalities. Now don't worry it will still look like a cinematic fatality but the brutalities will leave the victim broken and bloodied, but alive. So if the thought of a bloodless, fatalityless (yes i know its not a real word) Mortal Kombat was keeping you away from checking this out, fear not because Midway has got you covered. Check back for more info on the new Mortal Kombat as more details are released.

Visit this link www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/mortalkombat/news.html?sid=6192868
for Gamespot's full interview with Ed Boon.

Tuesday, June 10

YAY for American movies based off of Japanese animes.


This is one of the newer posters for Dragon ball the live action Movie. Now this photo seems to have been photo shopped but hey if Goku actually looks like this then there is some hope. Now all i need to see is a picture of some sort of Ki attack to determine if this is something I want to see because it will be good, or because it will suck.

Monday, June 2

Netflix/Suspiria


Once in a period of my life, when I had just received the gift of broadband. I was a early adopter to the baby that was Netflix. Back then Netflix had a very small collection or mainstream dvd's, but had a huge collection of straight to dvd trash. Which I rented by the butt loads, because it was only 10 bucks a month and I could rent as much as I wanted to, for free!. It was awesome, I would receive dvd's in my mailbox, watch them, throw up if they were shitty, then return them. After about three days repeat the process over again. This was life... But all good things come to a halt, my uncle canceled his credit card, and the movies stopped coming to my house. Sadly, I had to leave this service...

Till ten years later, and with my own means to pay for Netflix, I rejoined and are enjoying the greatest dvd's life has to offer. What once took me ages trying to hunt down the originally licensed dvd for "Stay Tuned", I could now add it to my queeve and wait for a day to receive it. It's the best thing to come around since chocolate covered pretzels. I like the fact that it also has a new function similar to the "On Demand" feature Time Warner Cable has but with better movies. I can now stream movies to my laptop and watch unlimited titles and still have dvd's sent to my house.

I can now relieve the classics I used to sit up and wait for on Wed at 3 am, on a bootleg black box. Classics like Suspiria.

Having a Blockbuster right outside my house, I was tempted to join Blockbuster's DVD by mail program so that I would also get some coupons for in-store movie rentals. After all I thought, brand doesn't matter. A movie buff requires only a store with movies and it will do. After constant pressures from few of my like-minded friends, I landed at Netflix.

Netflix was a suprise to me. I got DVDs delivered in one day interval and I've been watching movies nearly everyday for the last month. More than my urge to watch movies, it's Netflix thats pushing DVDs one after the other, three at a time, like a server robot to make me watch movies. Thats one reason I started the two-minute reviews category in the blog. Still, with the in-flow of movies, I've not been able to jot much. The more I watch the less time I get for other stuff. Cable no more attracts me. Even HBO seems so trivial. When I have Netflix, I can nearly watch any hollywood movie I wish, within a day's time. Though I miss those days of watching a movie trailer in Star TV and waiting for it to be premiered, Netflix is a killer service.

A friend who went ahead with Blockbuster cancelled it's service because even the first DVD arrived five days after him subscribing to it. Another friend gets movies regularly from Blockbuster. So Blockbuster isn't any less than Netflix except that Netflix has seven years of pioneering experience in DVD rental-by-mail industry. They also have a stupendous back-end. Probably a well developed Data Warehouse I suppose. They analyze every subscriber's movie likings and have put up a movie recommendation section that just rocks. Also their strategically placed collection centers play a vital role in Netflix's progress.

Netflix heavily relies on the well developed the American postal service. Else even day-dreaming a service like this would be waste of time. With heavy rumors surrounding Netflix being takeover by Amazon, though I hate consolidations in the industry, if only Amazon could add more value to the existing Netflix service, it would be a warm welcome. Also, Blockbuster planning to double-up it's rental stores as collection centers would increase it's service capabilities exponentially and would be a looming threat to Netflix. If only success depends on customer satisfaction, Netflix wins hands-down.

I already have 385 movies in a queue ranging from Psycho to Identity to Malena to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. So one day it's Dennis Weaver trying to runaway from a truck driver in Spielberg's Duel. Another day it's Branko Djuric as Ciki becoming victim of a bombing in No Man's Land. Be it Antonella Attili falling in love with movies and Cinema Paradiso, Renée Zellweger as Bridget Jones writing a diary, Robert De Niro boxing his way with the Raging Bull, John Cusack and you getting crazy inside the head of John Malkovich, Shahrukh as the stupendous Mohan Bharghava catching the next AirIndia to India or even Nana Patekar doing a realistic act as Sadhu Agashe while couting Ab Tak Chappan, the possiblities with Netflix are limited by the number of movies released. Netflixing Life !!

Thursday, May 29

INDY....protect yo fans.

I should have done this almost 2 weeks ago. But better late than never right? Indiana Jones, and the Kingdom of the Crystal skull was a huge let down. By no means was it awful, it was just flawed. This wasn't the Indy I remembered from my childhood. I know they wanted to bring him into the new century for newer fans. But somethings just don't work out as well as they did for others. Of course I'm talking about Live Free or Die Hard.

Just like Die Hard, the main character is older and wiser, but still somehow getting involved in the same adventures that they use to get into when they were younger. Both movies added a younger main character to further the plot, and to add some comedic value to the movies. And for the Record Mudd Williams (Shia Leobuff) did not do a bad job. he was good and he played his part well, even if he did steal the spot light from Indy for most of the movie. But back on topic here. Both movies had their jokes, and action scenes. The biggest difference is Die Hard knew when to be serious, and when to be funny. An action scene isn't that cool when it has jokes and slap stick sprinkled through it.

Indy 4 to me was like going to an amusement park and getting on that one wooden roller coaster. You have high hopes for it, so you get on with your friends. it starts out fine with a few bumps, and as it picks up speed you begin to have fun, but not as much as you thought you were. Then it gets really bumpy and you are thinking to yourself WTF is this? As it moves along you see loops, twists, and turns, and you raise you hopes again. Then your hopes are crushed when you realize all of that stuff was not connected to the actual track, it was just there. When you get off you are upset mainly because you wish all that cool stuff you saw could have actually been apart of the ride. Then you think, if they would have at least fixed some of those minor problems you might have enjoyed the ride more.

Indy 4 has potential but it's wasted. The movie throws in aliens, and psychic KGB doctors. Too bad the psychic element was there for a second or two, then discarded all together, and the aliens were pointless. Instead of a real explanation we are treated to a 7 minute escape scene from a flying saucer. The movie wasn't short on action, and at least the parts between the action scenes were interesting and not boring. But there is a fine line between over the top, and just stupid. Taking out a helicopter with a a rap and a police car is badass. Hiding in a fridge to escape an atomic bomb, and getting launched over 100 feet and come out of it fine is just dumb.

Well that's it for me. If you need to watch something but don't want to watch Kung-fu Panda, but can't wait for the Hulk, go watch Ironman again, and see if you can spot Captain America's shield. If you have to go watch Indy, at least sneak into another movie afterwards, or pay for one movie and when it's over go sneak into Indy 4. Who knows you might enjoy it, obviously I didn't.

Wednesday, May 21

Mr. Bale a.k.a The Goddamn BATMAN

Batman vs. The Machines

As you all might have heard by now Christian Bale, a.k.a Batman, has signed on to play John Connor in the new Terminator film. The new film takes place in the future and has John leading the rebels in their war against the machines. Well it has just come out that Mr. Bale has signed on to do a total of 3 movies in the Terminator series with the first set to release May 22, 2009. No word on what the hell could be going on in the sixth and seventh film, and still no word yet on whether or not if the Governator himself Arnold Schwarzenegger will reprise his role as a Terminator or make a cameo. Personally i would like to see Robert Patrick running around in the background stabbing people, but that's just me.

Sunday, May 11

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~


Oh yes!!! I called it Speed Racer wasn't going to topple Iron Man or even any other movie!!!

Take that Wachoskwi whatever fags!

Thursday, May 8

Indy 4 Spoilers

"Older and Wiser. Indy doesn't mellow with age. Twenty-one years after embarking on the search for the Ark of the Covenant, he is drawn into a quest that proves equally challenging and ultimately just as profound. Beginning at a government hangar in Nevada [Area 51 ???], the adventure takes Indy and a young companion to the coastal desert of Peru, and finally into the geart of the Amazon jungle---where some lives will be lost and others will be transformed"

Regarding John Hurt's character (Ox):
"Born in Leeds in 1887, 'freelance' archeologist Harold Oxley studied with Indy at Oxford under Professor Abner Ravenwood, and later became a close friend of Marion. But Oxley didn't share Ravenwood's fascination for finding Tanis and the Ark of the Covenant. Obsessed with unearthing a crystal skull, Oxley focused his efforts on Central and South Americas, and for many years sought fearlessly to prove that legends regarding El Dorado were based on fact. A close friend of Indy's for many years, Oxley, without explanation, broke off all communication with him in 1937."

Regarding the "Mayans" in the movie (I was right all along - they aren't Mayans!):
"The Amazon rainforest conceals many secrets. Since Pizarro's conquest of Peru, rumors have persisted of the existance of a city of gold, known by the early conquistadors as El Dorado, and by the Inca as Akator. Built by the Ugha people with the help of their gods [ETs ?????], Akator was said to have been millennia ahead of its time. The search for the city claimed the lives of many explorers and comes close to claiming Indy."

"Akator bequeathed monolithic architecture to the Tihuanacans; precision stonework to the Inca; corbel arch construction to the Maya; and ghoulish sculpture to the Aztec. An American Atlantis, it may be the source from which all other cities sprang."

Regarding Spalko:
"Raised in a superstitious Ukranian village, where her psychic abilities led her being branded a 'witch', Irina Spalko was handpicked by Stalin to oversee research into psychic warfare. A former member of the KGB's Science and Technology Directorate, Spalko has been decorated with the Order of Lenin, Her powers of intuition have taken her a long way from the experiments she performed on animals as a teenager. As voracious a seeker of truth as any Indy has ever met, Spalko shows there is no limit to how far she is prepared to go to achieve her goals. Her expertise with the saber, rapier, and foil drives the point home."

Wednesday, May 7

Back To The Future Sweded

jurrasic park sweded

Star Wars Sweded

Low Bugdement Day!

Wall - E

:)

T4 PG - 13? and Gamesplosion Podcast!

First they gave us a sub-standard Teminator (T-X) that kicked 75% less ass than Terminator 2's T-1000. Then they added Claire (Shopgirl) Danes to the equation, and the result, T3, was a poor person's Terminator 2. The only thing that kept hope alive was the promise that Christian Bale would blow us all away as an embattled John Connor in Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins (aka T4). But now news has broken that T4 will be rated PG-13 instead of R, like the previous installments. How can this movie rock half as hard as T2 with Disneyland limits?

Are the robots going to negotiate the humans to death? How will they up the ante? The "softer" rating actually means there will be less creative one-on-one combat, because up-close-and-personal fighting requires more gore. Instead, there will be more pretty explosions, so 13-year-olds can up the box office sales. It was worrisome enough when we heard that McG would be directing T4, but this rating makes want to throw in the towel. You could make the argument that this will force Bale to bring his best work so far. But when I go to a Terminator movie, all I truly want to see is robots fighting humans to the bitter end, period.



Link to the podcast download:
http://xxtubbyxx.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, May 6

T4 being PG-13 is not the end of the world.

So what Terminator 4 is rated PG-13, it isn't the end of the world. As long as the story is coherent with the rest of the series, as long as the special effects and action are top notch, and to top it off if Christian Bale can pull off the role of a bad ass, war hardened John Connor in the post apocalyptic future then we have nothing to worry about. The movie can still be badass without the need to say "fuck" every five lines, and without an insane amount of blood and gore.

Now just to point out this is a clever ploy on behalf of the producers of the movie. When a movie is rated R a certain percentage of movie goers will not be able to see it, which means less money. Now when it is made PG-13 more people will be able to enjoy it, which means more money. Plus also when it becomes DVD time the Unrated version will sell like hot cakes if it promises a lot of stuff that was cut from the movie, or altered to achieve it's goal of PG-13 status.

The demise of the Terminator Franchise.


In a nutshell, Terminator 2 was the end of the franchise. The first movie gave us the characters and set up the future for us, letting us know that Sarah Connor was basically carrying in her womb our savior. Terminator 2 kicked us in the head and let us know how Skynet wasn't taking any shit from anyone by sending out the T-1000 after a pre-teen John Connor. Terminator 3, well let's just say that movie doesn't exist in any equation. As for the tv show, I'd like to take that in as cannon that exists outside the real source material, sort of like the T2 books. Terminator 2, was the beginning, the middle, and the end. Everything after that is in no way, cannon to the series, or will it ever be.

Why is this post me ranting about?

Well Terminator 4: The Future Salvation is going to be rated PG-13.

Another side of Two Face.


Harvey Dent a.k.a Two Face as seen in the upcoming Lego Batman.

Monday, May 5

Two Face.






Friday, March 14

ROBOCOP REMAKE!!


Oh god, this could be bad this could be good. I would much rather have this series left alone, I pray that this doesn't go through.

Taken from (AINTITCOOLNEWS)


An interesting press release about MGM seems to confirm the studio's interest in a project we'd heard alluded to a while back. It dropped off the radar for a while (we were all hoping this one would just go away), but now, unfortunately, now it's back.

Here's a snippet from the release:

MGM is planning an exciting fall and winter release schedule. In partnership with Sony Pictures Entertainment, MGM will bring new installments of two of its tentpole franchises -- the new James Bond movie QUANTUM OF SOLACE and Steve Martin in PINK PANTHER 2. MGM will also release United Artists' international thriller VALKYRIE, starring Tom Cruise on October 3. With the appointment of Parent, MGM will enter its new phase of evolution by focusing on its major movie franchises highlighted by JAMES BOND and PINK PANTHER sequels, THE HOBBIT, THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR 2, THE OUTER LIMITS, ROBOCOP, DEATH WISH and FAME, among others.

Most of the projects listed here ('cept for maybe OUTER LIMITS...don't know what they're doing with that) are already known, or we've already covered.

BUT...

ROBOCOP!?!?!?!

In the past, we've heard rumblings that a new ROBOCOP movie was feasible...but its blatant inclusion in a press release suggests that maneuverings may be further along than we knew.

Needless to say, it's an extremely safe bet that a resurrected ROBOCOP franchise would be nowhere near as ballsy, edgy, or socially satirical as its source material (especially Verhoeven's film)- our age of hyper-sensitivity and over-amped political correctness would never allow it.

Wednesday, March 12

OH GOD YESS!!!!!!!!



FINALLY A KICKASS HULK MOVIE, ASS WHOOPIN'S > EMOTIONS, ASIDE FROM ABOMINATION'S MISSING WINGED EARS THIS LOOKS PRETTY FUCKING SPOT ON THE FEEL OF THE OLD SHOW.

also if for some reason someone is gonna bitch about the cgi, remember this is just the first trailer, everything is still in the beginning process of rendering, remember the final tank scene of the first trailer for IRON MAN, that was completely redone for the second trailer, whatever this is so badass.

Sunday, March 2

HELP US!

Friday, February 29

Show some love.

How many people remember that one fighting game from Capcom, that wasn't Street Fighter? If you said yes, and you weren't thinking of Tech Romancer, or Power Stone then we are on the same page. I am of course talking about Rival Schools. This short lived series debuted in arcades then shortly found it's new home on the PSX. It was a 3D fighting game like no other. It was like in all instances a slightly less frantic 3D version of marvel vs. Capcom.
The game takes place in a Japanese town where the students from...(wait for it) Rival Schools are constantly battling with one another. it isn't until later on the characters learn they are being used in a sort of mind control experiment, to create young powerful warriors. The characters are based off different high school stereotypes. From the Sexy School Nurse Kyoko to the soccer playing Roberto, to the American boxing Cheerleader Tiffany. (not so much the boxing, but the blond hair and big...chest area)
In the game the player could choose a team of two characters from the roster 20 characters. Fighters couldn't be switched out mid fight like MvC, but they could be called in for an over the top team up move. Between rounds the player could switch between the two characters. The super moves, the team-up attacks, and the air combos made this an instant classic. The character designs were also top notch.
Fast forward 4 years. Rival Schools, Project Justice was released for the arcades and the Dreamcast. The graphics were updated, and the roster was increased to 25. This time the player could choose 3 characters, and could use the Party Up attack, where all three characters would come out and rain pain down on your opponent. Each team (school) had a specific party Up attack, and one generic one if you decided to mix up the characters. This was one of the reasons why I had to get a Dreamcast. Sadly by the time I got one, I could no longer find this game, so I spent hours in the arcade playing this game. I still have my Dreamcast and I'm still looking for this game.
While looking up info on Project Justice I came across this petition to Capcom, pleading for them to put Project Justice on the PS2. Now this would be great, but an XBLA downloadable game would be better. Either way I would love for the chance to play this game again. if you feel the same way I do about this series, feel free to sign the petition. Even if it doesn't get Capcom to port this over to another console, it might get them thinking of doing another Rival Schools game. We are up to Street Fighter 26, so I doubt Rival Schools 3 would be to much to ask for.

Here is the link for the petition:
http://www.petitiononline.com/033072/

Get your friends, and family to sign it. I know I am.

Tuesday, February 26

The coolest video ever.

Kid is effen adorable, here is to hopefully one day I get a good kid like this, but that recite the entirety of Robocop.


Sunday, February 24

The truth behind the shells

A awesome blog from someone else.


T3: RISE OF THE MACHINES

or the alternate title

T3: WE ALL SMOKED CRACK FOR THE FIRST TIME
THEN REWROTE T2: JUDGMENT DAY

By Christopher T. Shields


Déjà vu is a funny feeling you get when you think that you have done something before. Well, when I bought the T3 DVD and watched it for the first time on November 11, I had a real case of déjà vu. Even though this was the first time that I had ever seen T3:ROTM, I knew that I had seen this movie before. Now, where was it that I had seen T3:ROTM before?

Hmmmm.

(insert sound of me snapping my fingers)

That’s right! It was 1991 and the movie was called Terminator 2: Judgment Day way back then.

T3 is a lampoon of T2, and a very bad one at that. From cheesy acting to laughable holes in both logic and plot, T3 fails as anything other than maybe a demo for some well done FX eye candy. The bad news is that it is official, it is canon, and it effectively beheads and neuters the first two movies in one fell swoop. T3 should be a lesson to all other film-makers of how not to make a movie using a popular franchise.

Let’s recap the plot to T3:ROTM. SKYNET’s attempt to kill Sarah Connor in 1984 fails. SKYNET then sends back through time an advanced prototype terminator to kill John Connor when he’s older. The Resistance manages to send back a reprogrammed Terminator to protect John Connor. A chase ensues with the prototype Terminator pursuing John Connor while the reprogrammed Terminator protects him. A climatic battle between the two Terminators in the end results in the destruction of the prototype as well as the noble, self sacrifice of the guardian Terminator.

Notice any similarities there between T2 and T3? Sure you did because T3 is just T2 with more eye candy and a lot weaker plot. T3 could easily be considered a rejected script for T2: Judgment Day. At any rate, the abortion that is T3 should never have seen the light of day. There are numerous loop holes in the logic of T3 and several things that just really stood out as dumb. Let’s review those now.

(Dumb)- the advanced prototype Terminator arrives back in modern day LA and immediately grabs a flashy, high dollar sports car then proceeds to drive like a maniac thus attracting all manner of public as well as law enforcement attention. The Terminator then proceeds to drive around and terminate people without any real regard for stealth. Sure, LA is a big, crazy place, but the amount of blondes in red dress suits driving around at 90mph in a convertible Lexus and randomly capping people at burger stands can’t be more than a hand full at any given time. Also, as a police officer, I know that when the officer pulled over the Lexus, he would have called in the make, model, and tag. Other officers would have been en route to back up the officer who stopped the Lexus, especially if it failed to yield to blue lights or he had to chase it a short bit. Once they arrived, or the dead officer failed to call in within two minutes (dispatch would check on his status often), other officers across the city would be on the look out or in pursuit of the Lexus. At least the T1000 was smart enough to mimic a police officer, take the patrol unit, and access the LAPD central computer system in its quest to find John Connor.

(Dumb)- if the T-X can produce weapons out of its body, why does it need a Glock to carry out its mission? When it pulled up to the drive-thru at the burger joint to kill the first victim on its termination list, it would have made more sense if it had simply created a finger spike and run it through the eye socket at the window, like the T1000 did with the security guard at the Asylum in T2. That would have been quicker, and far more silent. As it was, the T-X pulls up, shoots some guy in the face at the drive through window, then hauls ass away. Guess what? People call the police and they all pile on the area to look for the Lexus. Again. Obviously, the T-X isn't programmed for tactics. She could have just stabbed the guy at the window then slowly drove off. No one would have heard a gunshot, or the guy dying, and no one would have been the wiser except when they discovered the body hanging out the window of the restaurant.

(Dumb)- Arnold returns as our favorite cyborg, again. Yawn. Apparently SKYNET made a bunch of Terminators that look like Arnold, then a few others. Somehow, the Resistance keeps using the same model over and over again. Oh, wait, this time Arnold is a T850, not a T800. Apparently the difference between this unit and the previous one is that this one is powered by two hydrogen fuel cells located in his chest behind an armored panel.

(Dumb)- Once again, Arnold has to find a pair of sunglasses to wear at night. Either Corey Hart did the core programming which the Terminators were based off of or moon light is bad for their optics. Why doesn’t the T-X wear sunglasses all the time? It must have more advanced optics. If you remember back to 1984, the original reason why the T800 wore sunglasses at night was because it had done surgery on its organic eye and had to remove it due to battle damage, this left a huge gaping hole in its face where you could see the optics and parts of the hyperalloy skull. The sunglasses were simply camouflage. In T2 and T3, the sunglasses become fashion accessories. Who knew Terminators cared anything about fashion? Groan.

(Dumb)- The T-X can imitate any human it touches by physical sampling and contact, yet apparently it has to lick blood to read DNA patterns with its tongue. You would think that the T-X could simply dip a finger in the blood and read the DNA that way… Comparing DNA must be more complicated than imitating another human being down to every nook, cranny, skin fold, and follicle.

(Dumb)- The T-X is more advanced that the T1000, so why is it endoskeleton based? Why does it have a solid form at all? The T1000 was composed of millions, perhaps billions of individual machines. The T-X seems to be some form of advanced endoskeleton that is covered in a poly-mimetic alloy or material. That would, in essence, make it inferior to the T1000 in design. Perhaps the T-X exists between the T-800 series and the T1000 series. That would make more sense, given what we are shown. I don't think SKYNET would take a step backwards in technology and design. The T1000, no matter what is shown in the movie, still seems to be the most advanced Terminator design. Also, if the T1000 can't form complex mechanical objects, how can the T-X do so? I guess technology really does change.

(Dumb)- John Connor doesn’t even know where his mother is buried. He doesn’t even know his mother was cremated. Apparently he was with her during her final years of fighting leukemia, but after that, he lost track of her at the very instant that she died. I find that odd. However, the T-850 knows everything about Sarah Connor, and it found this out through Kate Brewster in the future (apparently), so if John didn't know, how did Kate know? If Kate didn't know, how did she program the T-850 with the information?

(Dumb)- Sarah Connor died of leukemia in Mexico which is a crappy way to write such a main character out of the story. They should have left Arnold out of the movie as well. His appearance did more to damage the continuity / credibility of the franchise than it did to help it. In the T2:JD book by Randal Frakes, Sarah Connor does die, but she dies escorting a convoy of supplies up form Mexico when it is ambushed by multiple HKs. John is in his twenties and receives the news of his mother's death just as SKYNET falls, so it is a bitter victory since his mother just died, and he is also about to send Reese (his father) back in time to his eventual death at the hands of the first Terminator. Here is the excerpt from the T2 novel which proves this.

"Fuentes had brought him the news. John had been crouched in a blasthole crater, giving final instructions to a squad of soldiers still in their teens. They were bright, eager, and dispensable. They would all later die in a diversionary battle that would lead to a major victory. As he watched them snake out into the moonlit ruins, Fuentes turned to John, struggling to remain calm as he gave his nightly field report. The supply convoy from Mexico had been ambushed by a squad of HKs. There were no survivors.

John had listened, then only nodded. After all, this was simply one more defeat in a war filled with them. The supplies were important, but there were backups the army could use. And John had steeled himself to loss over the years. People were always dying in this war. Like the squad of teenagers John had just sent out on patrol. The the horror of death could become routine if it happened often enough.

All this Fuentes knew. And in normal circumstances, Fuentes would not have found John's reaction strange. When he wasn't needed, the general would often go off by himself to brood, especially after he had ordered hundreds of men into a hopeless battle, just to buy time to build the army. But he would get over it quickly, eager to continue the struggle, driven by a certainty of their eventual victory. The loss of lives was necessary to achieve that victory. But Fuentes also knew what John knew ....

Sarah Connor had been leading that convoy. She had been ordered out of the action, but Sarah went her own way, and few people had the rank or the balls to stop her. Even John was in awe of her. Not only was she a superb combat soldier,, she was also an expert tactician. But sooner or later, even the best soldier can be overwhelmed by superior firepower. As in this case.

So Fuentes found it strange that John simply nodded when he told him his mother was dead. When the news became common knowledge, people who only knew and respected her by reputation would be weeping. Sarah Connor had been almost as legendary as her son.

But all John did was thank Fuentes for the information and stride off.

Later, Fuentes walked in on John, bent over his cot, sobbing. He quietly backed away, not wanting to intrude. It was the only time he had seen the great man cry. Since that time, John had never talked about his mother. It seemed his soul had seeped into the threads of his uniform."

-Frakes, "TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY"


(Dumb)- John Connor says he isn’t in the system, yet he’s riding a motorcycle. Surely the motorcycle has a license plate… if it doesn’t, he’s sure to get noticed by law enforcement and that would lead to all sorts of legal entanglement. As a police officer, I know one of the primary reasons why we pull people over is no visible tag. We won’t discuss his driver’s license either that he had to produce in order to prove he was 21 in order to buy that beer that he’s drinking on the side of the bridge.



If he's not in "the system" then how did he register for the tag on his motorcycle? Duh!


(Dumb)- The world is being infected by a super computer virus. The last hope of America seems to be SKYNET and bringing it online will allow the AI to go through every computer system in America in a matter of minutes and wipe out the super virus. Huh? Explain the logic in that? One super computer is going to be able to wipe out the virus on every computer in America in a few minutes. Right.

(Dumb)- The super computer virus is actually produced by SKYNET and apparently the virus is SKYNET. Huh? So, if SKYNET is the super virus, why does it have to be brought online to complete its takeover of Earth? Think about it. Here is SKYNET, in charge of the nuclear arsenal, it has managed to escape from its super secure installation and infect the entire world with some virus form of itself, yet it needs humans to throw the switch to bring it online, give it freedom, and give it access to the nuclear missiles. How did it do all of that if it isn’t online or if it is shielded from the outside world by impregnable digital security? And if SKYNET was a super virus, why didn't it just attack some other world defense system, like Russia? I bet they would have had easier missiles to hack and launch than the US does. Hell, if SKYNET was some super computer virus, they didn't need John Connor, they needed Peter Norton.

(Dumb)- SKYNET is a sentient computer virus. Apparently it has taken control of all data and communications lines in the world and yet it can't bring humanity to its knees. Connor says that SKYNET was on every computer, in every home, dorm room, file server, etc. around the world. Huh? Well, that's not a good idea, because when SKYNET launches its nuclear strike, nine out of every ten of those computers are going to be destroyed, and the rest won't have any power to them, so SKYNET would be cutting its own throat by destroying 99.99% of its life / body. If its a virus, it must be pretty small and pretty smart, to be able to survive on just a few isolated computers after the nuclear exchange and then to rebuild the world in its own image. Now, if SKYNET were a central computer, a core, protected under Cheyenne Mountain, then yeah, that would make sense. But having SKYNET being some group mind of all the machines on line and in use by Napster and AOL users just doesn't work, logically or story wise.

(Dumb)- John Connor is racing his motorcycle at night in the country. He barely misses a deer and wrecks. Where did his bike go? The next thing we know, he’s in downtown LA at a veterinarian clinic looking for drugs. You think he would be smart enough to break into a human clinic, instead of try to apply animal drugs to his system. Also, why is he taking so many chances? I thought he accepted his future in the second movie. In this movie, he’s acting like a spoiled brat again who isn’t getting his way. In the first part of the movie, he pines away for the future that never was, then when he runs smack into it face first, he starts not wanting it. Make up your mind.

(Dumb)- The T850 reprises the opening scenes of T2 by walking naked into a bar and grabbing some guy and taking his clothes. A redneck four wheel drive with a shotgun in the rear window is conveniently located in the parking lot. The T850 checks the sun visor (something that Connor taught the T800 to do in T2, but did not teach the T850 in this movie, so where did the learned behavior come from?) for keys, finds them, starts the truck and drives away. Nobody gives any pursuit despite some big naked guy coming into a strip bar, beating the hell out of a flaming queen on stage, then walking out and taking someone else’s truck. And why were there rednecks at a bar that had gay strippers? It must have been NASCAR night....

(Dumb)- John Connor just happens to break into the veterinarian clinic where his future wife / second in command works. His future wife answers an emergency call and finds John has broken into the clinic, a fight ensues, John falls for one of the oldest tricks in the book, and she locks Connor in an animal cage. John is also armed with a paint ball gun, not a real gun. Like a paint ball gun is going to do anything against a Terminator… what a pacifist idiot.

(Dumb)- The T-X appears at the veterinarian clinic looking for one of Connor’s future lieutenants. Bonus time! The T-X also finds Connor and his future wife is there? Now how did the T-X know that Connor’s wife was at the clinic on the emergency call? The T-X didn’t intercept any communications and didn’t interrogate the fiancé until later.

(Dumb)- how did the T-X know about Kate's fiancé, or where he lived? Were they living together?

(Dumb)- the T-X can use a cellular phone to dial into the LA public education system and pull up records of students, their faces, and where they live. It speaks computer language like a modem over the cellular phone. Shouldn't it have had this information before it came back in time? The mission seems to be: go back in time, find out who you're supposed to kill, then kill them. Not a very good mission start.

(Dumb)- The T850 just happens to show up out of the blue in time to save John’s future wife and have a short battle with the T-X. Talk about timing! How did he know where John would be or where the T-X was?

(Dumb)- The T850 says he is an obsolete design, yet he was sent to terminator John Connor and accomplished this goal which makes the T850 more effective than the T800 and the T1000 which were sent to do the same mission and could not accomplish this task.

(Dumb)- The T850 says it was selected because John Connor would have a personal attachment to the model due to his experience with it during his childhood years. How does SKYNET know this information? SKYNET was smashed, destroyed, off line when the Resistance sent back the T800 in the second movie and John wasn't even born when the first T800 arrived and fought Reese / Sarah Connor. John may remember the T800 from T2, but SKYNET wouldn't have known that the Resistance sent back the T800 as they did it after SKYNET was beaten. The computer was dead, it couldn't know this information.

(Dumb)- The movie also hints that this Terminator actually killed John Connor in the future. Let's see if I can explain this. The Resistance can reprogram Terminators that they capture (the process of capturing one would be hard enough, let alone reprogramming one) and until a Terminator is reprogrammed, it is pretty much a killing machine that is very anti-human. So, sometime in the far future, John Connor gets careless or he gets senile, supposedly sees his buddy "the Terminator" in his secret command base and runs up to hug him at which point the T850 simply kills him and Connor probably dies with a very surprised look on his face. Did logic just get thrown out the window on this movie? Yes. Now, logic (something this movie has very little of) would dictate that if Connor saw his buddy from his childhood come walking into his base headed for him, that he would realize two things; this is the same model or likeness as the Terminator that I sent back to protect myself and since I haven't reprogrammed this Terminator yet, it is probably pretty damn dangerous and I need to be chucking some plasma at it right now if I want to live. Also, you would think that the most important man in the world would be better protected, and that his body guards would be able to recognize Terminators, if not from years of experience in dealing with them, then by having dogs, sensors, etc. If you play the T3 video game, you find out that Connor's personal guards were about as smart and alert as Amos and Andy when it came to guarding him. Any Terminator could have walked in and blasted John Connor according to how the scene plays out in the video game as Connor is protected by two slack jawed yokels who are half asleep when the Terminator walks in and asks to see John Connor. Like Connor is some kind of loan officer at a bank and the T850 needs to talk to him about a mortgage. Grrrrr.

(Dumb)- If John Connor was dead, why send the T-X back at all? The Resistance would have been dealt a major blow both in morale and leadership, so all SKYNET would have to do is wait for the Resistance to start to fall apart then throw itself at the scattered pocket cells. With Connor gone, SKYNET could cat and mouse the remaining Resistance forces to pieces and achieve victory in a few years at most. For a super efficient, super smart computer, SKYNET really does pull some incredibly dumb ideas.

(Dumb)- SKYNET was smashed in the first and second movie. So in the third movie, how is SKYNET still online, fully functional and able to send advanced Terminators back in time as it pleases? The beauty of the story of T2 was that when you thought that only one Terminator had gone back, you find out that SKYNET had played an ace it had up its sleeve, and thrown all of its luck into one last gamble. T3 pretty much invalidated that story and undermined the whole aspect of T2.

(Dumb)- If SKYNET was destroyed in the past as well as the future, where the heck does the CRS come from? CRS, for those who don't know, is a popular joke that goes "I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember ****." and in this movie, I think that the CRS labs stands for just that as the producers forgot all about the first two movies, and in trying to follow any plot links to those two. So, if all trace of SKYNET is destroyed in the attack on Cyberdyne, how does SKYNET still come around, and why is the project still called SKYNET? You would think that if all trace were destroyed, that so would be the project and project name. The ending of T2 was also somewhat badly written. Ideally, in the end of T2, after the destruction of the T-800, I felt that everything should whip-snap back into place, and the ending should have shown 1984 again, with the black man in the garbage truck. He would have pulled up to the dumpster, emptied the dumpster, and drove on. In other words, we should have been shown the very first scene of the 1984 movie as if nothing had happened because SKYNET would never have been created, and none of this would have ever taken place. But then, that wouldn't allow for any sequels in the past, only in the future and the future war. Pity that Cameron didn't seal the ending of T2 better, if he had, we probably would never have had to witness the franchise partial birth abortion that was T3: ROTM.

(Dumb)- The T-X has the ability to ‘infect’ other machines and take them over. This might work for automated assembly lines and computer systems, but when she infects a couple of police cars and an ambulance, you have to wonder where the extra controls miraculously spawn from. The accelerator is driven by the power of a human working the pedal, ditto for the transmission shift lever. Logically, you would need additional levers, pulleys, and gears to ‘drive’ a vehicle designed for human control. Since it takes a human to work the brakes and shift the transmission, logically, a bunch of little machines aren’t going to be able to reconfigure these aspects of the car to work by remote control unless they cannibalize large parts of the car’s structure to construct these new contraptions. Just putting some nanobots into the system isn’t going to get the job done. It must have been nano-magic, which is what it amounts to in the end. The effect was seriously, seriously dumb. She might as well have waved her hand and done some effect from one of the Harry Potter movies and it would have made just as much sense. The T1000 was made of nano-machines, and it couldn’t infect other machines.

(Dumb)- The T-X chooses a giant crane as its pursuit vehicle. If you have ever been around these monsters, you know that the two things that they do not have are speed and handling, two critically important aspects of pursuit. Even the T1000 was smart enough to get a police car and later a police motorcycle for pursuit. The T-X doesn’t seem to be very good at creating a low profile during its mission, it seems to prefer to drive as fast as possible in straight lines, kill everything between it and its target, and make a mess of the landscape. The T850 shows some better intelligence by getting a police motorcycle to follow the T-X.

(Dumb)- why doesn’t the general know his daughter has been kidnapped? I guess the super computer virus that is affecting all the phone systems could explain it. Everyone in the movie seems to know that the General's daughter has been kidnapped, hell a pair of detectives goes to visit the fiancé, but no one tells the General?

(Dumb)- If the credit card data line is down at the convenience store, why does the store phone still work, allowing the clerk to call in the police on our three heroes? It would seem that if all communications were down or on the blink globally, as was hinted at, that the land line would also be down as well… duh. Even Kate Brewster's cell phone quit working due to the super virus infecting all the data systems, yet we're to believe that way out in the middle of nowhere, some clerk has access to the last working phone line and uses it to call the cops on our heroes? Right.

(Dumb)- the whole silly doctor Silberman scene. Why? What purpose other than some really dumb slap-stick like lame comedy interlude to remind us of the bumbling idiot psychologist from T1 and T2? This is one scene that could have been deleted and not affected the movie in the least.

(Dumb)- the idea that they could get a SWAT team together out in the county in such a short time, right on the heels of our heroes. Oh no, it’s another good Terminator vs. SWAT team scene taken straight out of the end of T2. Yawn.

(Dumb)- when did they start making bulletproof coffins? How did Connor fit in the coffin if the Terminator took out just one weapon from the cache (the .30 machinegun)? The coffin was full of weapons and even an RPG. That must have been a really tight fit for John.

(Dumb)- I think the idea of firing a RPG inside a vehicle isn’t very bright… The rocket exhaust should have set most of the front seat on fire and deafened Connor. What part of “rocket propelled” did the story writers not understand?

(Dumb)- the idea that Judgment Day is inevitable. Only when it comes to making more movies and raking in the profits. If this movie had dealt with John Connor after Judgment Day, in the future against the machines, it would have not only of made sense, but been a much better movie as well.

(Dumb)- during the height of a national crisis, when the entire nation is on the brink of a security disaster, when the most powerful man in the nation is the general in charge of SKYNET, you would think that security at that installation would be air tight. So, explain how John Connor, the general’s daughter, and a somewhat shot up Terminator just happen to walk into the middle of the command center without attracting just a tiny bit of attention from the security guards that may be located from the entrance of this structure all the way to the command center? Explain to me how the T850 can walk into one of the most secure installations in the nation while openly carrying a sawed off assault rifle and other weapons? Even the general hints at this when the T-X approaches him disguised as his daughter and says “Daddy!” and the General says “How did you…?” Also, where did the T-X get the Glock that she shoots the General with? She didn't have it after the wreck with the trucker and her choice of using the flame thrower. Most military installations use 9mm Berettas or .45 Colt pistols, not Glocks. You would think something as advanced as the T-X wouldn't need to use silly handguns to accomplish its mission but this T-X can't seem to put down the Glock.

(Dumb)- the time line is off. Look at the age of John Connor, his age makes no sense if the first movie took place in 1984 and the second took place in 1991. John would have had to have been seven in the second movie, but he’s apparently around fourteen or fifteen, meaning that T2 takes place sometime in 1997 or 1998 so there’s a six year or so gap in logic. Connor is not the age that he should be in the film. The error is compounded in this movie as well.

(Dumb)- how can the T-X infiltrate the SKYNET command center when it still looks the same, just in a uniform? Wouldn’t security stop any unfamiliar people trying to enter what has to be one of the most top secret / secure installations in America if not the world?

(Dumb)- the T-X has some interesting weapons. Why does it have a saw? That seems like an odd weapon to include on something that can rip a door off of a truck. Where does the T-X carry the fuel for its flame thrower? If it can regenerate, why can’t it repair its primary weapon when the weapon is damaged since the weapon is made from the same material as the T-X? A flame thrower would seem to be a short range weapon, and not a very good choice for pursuit. Ever try to run and chase someone with a garden hose? I bet you got wet as well. Same principle applies to using a flame thrower for pursuing your target as the philosophy of ‘don’t spit into the wind.’

(Dumb)- If SKYNET is in control of the complex, why does it need the T-X to infect the T100s with nanos and let them loose on the control personnel? Couldn’t SKYNET just bring the T100s on line and order them to kill everyone?

(Dumb)- how does SKYNET know that the T-X is working for it? It hasn't created the T-X yet, it doesn't know what the killer machine is doing in its installation other than killing people that it wants to have killed, so why doesn't SKYNET turn its defenses on the base personnel and the T-X as well. Logically it would. I mean, what else is SKYNET going to do, ask the T-X what it is doing and believe the T-X when it says that over three decades in the future, that SKYNET invents time travel and sends the T-X back in time to make sure that it goes sentient and gains control? That makes absolutely no sense at all.

(Dumb)- why are the hallways at SKYNET central command big enough to let wide tracked killing machines roam freely up and down them?

(Dumb)- why would you use high explosive rockets around delicate computer equipment in order to defend yourself? Shooting up the entire command center seemed kind of dumb… especially from SKYNET's perspective. It was simply destroying large parts of its own body in an attempt to get rid of key personnel and intruders. The next time you have a gnat or ant crawling on your arm, get your friend to whack it with a baseball bat, as hard as he can. Then you will learn about the concept I'm trying to teach you here.

(Dumb)- If the T-X is being absorbed into the particle accelerator, how does it find the strength to use its saw to free itself? If it can use its saw with such ease, why didn't it do it to begin with?

(Dumb)- if being frozen severely damaged the T1000 in T2, then why doesn’t being pulled apart on an atomic level by intense magnetic fields damage the T-X in T3? Or better yet, why is the T3 pulled apart at all by the particle accelerator? The AK isn’t pulled apart when John loses it… You would think that the T-X would simply be stuck to the accelerator array until the cycle was complete and the accelerator powered back down.

(Dumb)- How does the T-X know Connor is headed to Crystal Peak?

(Dumb)- How does the T850 know where the T-X is going? Neither of the vehicles which the two Terminators procure have radar to track Connor. It could guess that the T-X was following Connor and Brewster, but it couldn't be sure.

(Dumb)- How the T850 uses its good programming to overcome the nano virus attack by the T-X, an attack that nothing else has been able to fend off. Also, if shutting down its power defeats the nano infection, then the cops could have just turned off their police cars and stopped the nano infection there as well. Like I have said before, this nano-magic was just a really bad idea that was never explained and was used to the point of being silly and absurd.

(Dumb)- If the T850 is powered by two hydrogen fuel cells, and it lost one in the desert, why does it continue to operate when it removes its last power cell for use in the destruction of the T-X?

(Dumb)- where did the T850 hide its extra arm? If it is holding up the blast door with one arm, and grabs hold of the crawling T-X with the other arm, where does it find a free arm to open its chest, grab its last power cell, grab the T-X, pull it back, shove the power cell in its mouth and clamp down and hold it there? If it used only two arms, wouldn't the blast door have descended and crushed them both?

(Dumb)- why do the most advanced prototype Terminators always make evil faces and scream like whipped banshees when they are finally beaten. They go from surgical precision to the demeanor of a wolf being dragged off by its hind leg to an ax killing. You didn’t see the T800 act like that in the first movie when it was about to be pressed flat. The T1000 in T2 was a drama queen, splashing around in the molten steel like a 2 year old in a kiddy pool. The T-X wasn't any better, snarling and salivating like a feral animal. I just don't get it. The T800 in the first movie went out the best, it continued to try to kill Sarah Connor even when it was being crushed flat, the advanced Terminators simply howl and whine and scream and throw temper-tantrums when they are defeated. Hardly what I would expect from such advanced machinery.

(Dumb)- if the Crystal Peaks fallout shelter has computer equipment in it that is thirty years old, what do you think the food stocks are like? It would stand to reason that the command, control, and communication systems would be modern, and the food supplies and equipment well stocked, but Crystal Peaks has all the look of an abandoned fallout shelter from the Cold War era. I hope Connor remembered to pack a sandwich. It looks like it’s going to be a long, hungry nuclear winter for him and Kate.

(Dumb)- If the T850 self terminates and destroys the T-X, then at the end, why does the light in its skull slowly go out apparently hours after the nuclear war? Those must be some power reserves!

(Dumb)- the soundtrack was abysmal, it carried no feeling, no emotion, and was less exciting than elevator music. You probably could have removed the soundtrack completely from the movie and not missed it at all.

(Dumbest)- SKYNET isn’t a specific computer or AI, it’s apparently a super computer virus and it’s on every single computer in the world and spreading through the internet! See! Downloading pirated MP3s will eventually destroy the world. A super computer virus. Huh? Well, that bit of retarded tasting brain candy just invalidated the first two movies, now didn’t it?

Overall, T3 was a very big disappointment and it did an incredible amount of overall damage to the franchise as well as the story. If you took Olivier Gruner and put him in the movie in place of Arnold Schwarzenegger, took out the “Terminator 3” from the title and substituted “Nemesis 6” instead, it would have been a much better movie. The effects were good, the stunts were incredible, but the story was flatter than my first girlfriend's chest back in junior high.

As it was, expect to see Terminator 4 in the near future (and probably T5 and on and on through T10 until we turn the franchise into some kind of sick imitation of the Jason and Freddy movies, only with a good cyborg who continues to time travel and help out John Connor in the past, time and time again). Maybe we'll even get a "Terminator vs. Predator" or "Terminator vs. Jason" movie. After T3, I shudder to think where the franchise is headed because it is clear that Cameron's original vision is not only dead, it's been sodomized repeatedly for the sake of profit.

Hopefully, the producers will have learned a hard lesson on this movie, and will give the Terminator fans what we had hoped T3 would have been; future battle drama. T3 should have been the story of John Connor’s future rise to commander of the Resistance and his fight against SKYNET with lots of machine smashing action. It should have ended with him sending back Kyle Reese and then the second, reprogrammed Terminator. That would have been a third movie that would have tied all three together and made a nice trilogy, but no… they had to rewrite T2 and use a sixth grader to do it.

You could seriously see the total lack of James Cameron in this movie.

I foresee T4 being Arnold again as yet another Resistance programmed Terminator sent to protect an even older John Connor from yet another super advanced prototype Terminator just developed by SKYNET. Hopefully this new advanced prototype Terminator will be able to morph into a more believable plot / story and save the franchise. Listen, folks, here's a bit of advice; crack does not smoke itself.

If T4 is half the stinker T3 was, that will at least be a step in the right direction.

My suggestion is, if you liked THE TERMINATOR and TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY, and enjoyed the novels, if you care anything about the franchise, then by all means, DO NOT SEE T3. Ever. It will simply ruin the other two movies for you. Totally.

Tuesday, February 19

BADASS IRONMAN ADVENTURES online only

why is this much much better than those direct to dvd movies marvel released.

IronMan

NEW OH SH- - FIGURES BASED ON GEARS OF WAR





Wednesday, February 13

This is exactly how I feel about the series.


Fox's new sci-fi action series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles can only get so far on shout-outs.

After watching a few episodes of the new series, I'm underwhelmed. Lena Headey isn't a good fit for Sarah Connor. John Dekker is an acceptable John Connor, but he's been saddled with some thoughtless writing. Summer Glau gets points for her previous geek credits (Firefly, The 4400), but even her game work as a benevolent terminator can't save this series unless they make a few changes and take the show in some new directions.

First, let's talk about what the show is doing wrong. It's a great premise – following Sarah and John Connor during all those years between terminator assassination attempts and John's post-Judgment Day ascendence – but so far the show has relied too much on making nods to the first three movies. To be sure, there is some good writing, but a generally flat tone hasn't helped the writers when they've slipped up – and believe me, they've slipped up.

As far as the nods to the movies go, don't get me wrong – I got chills when Summer Glau ran over a malevolent terminator with a truck and said to John, "Come with me if you want to live," but that's not enough, and neither are other (admittedly clever) touches, such as one of the Connors' aliases (Reese), or the name of Glau's reprogrammed-for-good terminator (Cameron).

As for the bad writing, there's plenty to complain about, but the John Connor character really stinks so far. To wit:

• John leaves his house and exposes himself just because he's stir crazy. Listen, I get it. You want to get John out of the house and into trouble. Fine, no problem, but come up with something better than this old chestnut.

• John falls for the old "terminator mimics a loved one's voice over the phone" trick. Not only had John already encountered this ruse in the second movie, but the regimented, militaristic Sarah we met in part 2 would have established distress and clear codes to use when talking with her son over the phone. Lame.

That said, the show hasn't fucked everything up. In fact, they've made some pretty decent writing choices, such as:

• One of the malevolent terminators got so badly damaged that it had to get rid of its organic skin-suit and build another. At this point, I was expecting the terminator to have simply come equipped with the knowledge and the hardware to grow a new disguise, but instead, it had to find a scientist and teach him how to grow new skin.

• Richard T. Jones' cop character has the potential to become the Samuel Girard of this series, and I'd love it if he slowly uncovered the truth about Judgment Day and became a resistance soldier in the pre-Judgment Day era.

• To be sure, for this show to have any conflict, we would have to see more of Skynet and its progenitors, but I love how this show continues the terminally bleak tone of the movies. I mean, it's not sad enough that the world as we know it will end in a nuclear holocaust, but in order to avert it, we have to stop the inevitable march of Moore's Law. Innocent innovators are the enemy in the Terminator world. That breaks my heart.

• We got a glimpse of a cell of resistance soldiers from the post-Judgment Day era. They were all dead, but I'm looking forward to seeing more soldiers from the future.

• I have to admit: It was an inspired choice to make Sarah, John and Cameron travel forward in time so Sarah could skip the date of her own death, alluded to in the third movie. I love how they're respecting the mythology laid down in part three, and there's nothing like a good old cancer clock to put pressure on an extended TV narrative.

But I'm still not entirely pleased with the show, and I have a few ideas of what they could do to fix it.

Image• Fire Lena Headey. She's a fine actor, but not even the mighty queen from 300 can compete with Linda Hamilton. Headey is too tall, too slight and too damn good-looking for the role. (Not that Hamilton isn't attractive, but she cut a fearsome figure in Terminator 2 that Headey has yet to match or invoke in any way.)

Who would I cast instead? Well, I know she's not an actress, but what about Jillian Michaels, the uber-buff, uber-intense trainer from The Biggest Loser? She bears a decent resemblance to Hamilton, and she certainly has the physical presence for the role. Just get that woman some acting lessons and suit her up like a militia member!

• Expand the mythology. Remember when I said that this show can't survive on shout-outs alone? Well, if cheap shout-outs are the empty calories of storytelling, then expanding the mythology is the balanced, high-protein meal. We have a brand new trilogy of Terminator movies coming, all of which presumably take place after Judgment Day. I would love it if this show could help to explain some tantalizing questions raised by the first three movies, such as:

• How do John Connor and Kyle Reese meet?
• How do they infiltrate the compound where the time-travel equipment is held?
• How do they capture a T-101 unit undamaged?

I'm sure the future trilogy of movies will address these questions, and let me say that I would love it if the sixth (and final) movie ended with the destruction of Skynet and the birth of a new, Judgment-Day-free timeline.

• Explore the timeline. How cool would it be if Sarah, John and Cameron got involved in a storyline that required them to travel into the post-Judgment Day era and back?

• Reese, Reese, Reese. I don't care what they have to do to make this happen, but bring Reese into the show somehow. Maybe Sarah will be in disguise and she'll meet Reese in the post-Judgment Day future before he travels back to save her. Hell, maybe she'll meet him as a child or young man, but this is a great character. He deserves to live again.

• Future John Connor. By Crom, if Hiro can meet his badass future self on Heroes, why can't John Connor have the same experience?

That's about all I got for now. I plan to keep watching this show whenever I can, but my DVR only has so much room for high-definition programming. The Sarah Connor Chronicles better start earning it.

Sunday, February 10

So what can I say...

I love watching Sarah Connor Chronicles on Monday night with my gf, and my best friend Roonie Hinys. Last episode that was on had me almost having a stroke.


Roonie Hinys + Lorenzo = Best Friends

Brian Austin Green as the "Stranger"

Squash the rumors that he was going to play "Kyle Reese".




Is Kyle Reese Going To Show Up?



John Connor's father - played by Michael Biehn in the original Terminator film - may be coming to The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

FOX's official write-up for the series' sixth episode "Dungeons & Dragons" (airing February 18) includes a listing for Jonathan Jackson of General Hospital fame playing "Kyle Reese."

Is this a flashback? A glimpse of the future? Or a pre-Terminator movie Reese? Stay tuned. One thing we DO know is that if Jackson is playing Kyle Reese, then "The Stranger" may be someone else... and Brian Austin Green DOES look a bit like an older Thomas Dekker....

Stay tuned.