L4D 2 DLC is on the way...in my head anyway.

This feels like the right place for this info. And yes I'm really that bored. I heard they are coming out with new DLC for Left 4 Dead 2. It will have new maps and new special infected, modeled after different celebrities.

The Choker = David Carradine
He will randomly drop from the sky and grab a survivor and pull them back up with the rope like appendage from his neck. You can either kill him, or give it a few seconds and he will just let him die on his own. The longer you wait the more damage the survivor will take from the fall down.

The New Witch = Britney Murphy
Her crying is different, and much more annoying. She is also very durable, and will attack whoever she comes near. The fastest way to kill her is to hand her some pills.

The Screamer = Billy Mays
He rushes the survivors and tries to sell them awesome products by screaming at them. The yelling attracts a horde, and anyone close to him will be stunned by his sonic boom greeting. The fastest way to kill him is to use the adrenalin boost on him. The adrenalin will cause him to freak out for a moment running around drawing the horde away before his heart explodes.

The Kicker = Patrick Swayze
This infected use to be a bouncer at a local bar. The infection mutated his legs to abnormal size. Just think of a reverse Tank. He uses his powerful legs to deliver bone crushing kicks to the survivors. To finish him off faster aim for the large growth around his stomach area.

The Groper = Micheal Jackson
This special infected has mutated like the charger, with a giant right arm. It looks like it is wearing a glittery glove, but in fact it's hand is completely covered in broken glass. Instead of rushing a group and body slamming its victim, it grabs a survivor and escapes to a secluded area, where it violently gropes them to death. It is the only special infected that will fall for the new decoy bomb, a child mannequin filled with explosives. For a funny Easter Egg, set it on fire.

The Shaker = Jett Travolta
As the name implies this special infected can shake it's body at an alarming rate. If it latches on to a survivor it begins to violently shake them. The damage is very minimal, but if it is not knocked off or killed fast enough the survivor will begin to lose inventory items as they are shaken from their character. Also the survivor is disoriented, their vision is blurry, and walking is very difficult. The duration of this varies depending on how long the Shaker had them. After 15 seconds a freed survivor will randomly throw up a couple of times while they are still feeling the effects.

When I find out anymore I'll be sure to update you guys.